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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Experts Say Doing This 1 Thing Can Lower Your Risk Of Colon Cancer — And It’s Easier Than You Think - HuffPost

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

5 ways Diabetes impacts the eyes - Times of India

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Still no good.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Apple drops a spot on 2025 Fortune 500 list - 9to5Mac

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What made you feel disgusted today?

No, not a chance

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

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